I ship it.

ampart said: Is this because of her wardrobe malfunction on Good Morning America today where she sang this song and her boobs tried to escape?

Nope. It just came on, and I got all excited cuz I haven’t heard it in forever.

Martin said that Micah should have given me a half day.

And he would have if he was partner.

“Next year, you can have a half day.”

GEE THANKS.

I should probably get some lunch.

OOOHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

Parenting. You’re doing it right.

angelinhightops:

ifihadthewords:

ask-sifu-toph:

theblackship:

d0cpr0fess0r:

snestastic:

nintendonut1:

500daysofevilexes:

I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.

Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story. 

i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it

This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.

this will never not be funny.

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gettin real tired of your shit

dear lord

thefrogman:

Eat More Bikes drawn by Nathan Bulmer [tumblr]
[h/t: pleatedjeans]

thefrogman:

Eat More Bikes drawn by Nathan Bulmer [tumblr]

[h/t: pleatedjeans]

Not feeling as excited as I was this morning :\

Chassa has the weekend off so I thought it would be awesome for us to FINALLY hang out, have a few drinks, and let loose. Well she’s being all blah, and it put me in a shitty mood :[ I NEVER get to see her because she’s so fucking busy ALL THE TIME.

Libbie was supposed to come to the house this weekend and now can’t because she got into an accident, and no longer has a car.

So.. Debbie and I have all of this time and nothing to fucking do.

I want to drink and be social. Not necessarily get DRUNK, but I want to have a happy buzz and laugh with my friends.

ajdasdlkadja

Grumble.

It’s Friday, BITCHES!!!

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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